Day 5- Not My Fault.

[spectralspork]

Well, whatever does happen certainly isn't.
Let's blame Spectrum.

[spectralspork]

Given that it was indeed Awesome, I shall take credit for it.

[spectralspork]

Oh yeah, I got a guard ability via Mr. T's chains and an additional narrative ability, a kill, not sure if it stacks with the mafia narrative kill, from a wallet.

So someone else want to type up the mafia one tomorrow?

Also for clarifications sake: Targeted Dac Vin with my ability and sent in the narrative kill on Julius.

[jackisreal]

This is what I think we should do:


Pacoooooo as a narration kill:
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Since the beginning of time there have been two forces battling for control of the multiverse--Thought, and Taco. Their struggle was the first, and it will likely be the last. The first Thaco wars were violent and greasy, and for many aeons Taco battled Thought, until finally the Tacos achieved the upper hand. It looked as if the forces of Thought would be all but annihilated in a hailstorm of meat and cheese, and so the Thoughtians prepared their final, desperate gambit--a machine that would remake the world in their image, but destroy them in the process. This machine set off the explosion that modern sentients call the Big Bang, and modern Tacos call the Great Siesta.

The Thoughtian plan worked, for the most part. The Big Bang was a resounding success, and the multiiverse unfolded in a way that cultivated sentients. The mighty Taco Fleet was ripped asunder--save one Taco, the greatest of all--Paco the Everliving.

Yes, Paco survived, but he was a shell of his former self. His girth had once spread across star systems, his dripping cheese enveloping suns even as he was orbited by a cluster of meat-worlds. But after the blast, he was almost nothing--a shivering envelope of deliciousness. To sustain himself he fled to the space between spaces, to the heart of the multiverse. And there, he concocted a plan of his own.

Paco used what little remained of his energy to spawn a new series of bite-sized tacos, and sent them off into the myriad tunnels of the multiverse to prey on the sentient children of the Thoughtians.

And so it was that as GrimmyTOA strode the house of parliament, furiously seeking a solution to the problems that beset his nation, he encountered a single taco, lying in wait for him.

"What trickery is this!?" Grimmy cried--but the taco only purred in response. Grimmy took a step forward, but before he could raise his cane in defense the taco was behind him, on him, in him, ravaging his insides with deadly efficiency. With great effort, Grimmy reached inside his own stomach, even as the taco shook with unearthly vigor. All the alcohol in Grimmy's stomach had weakened the taco, and so Grimmy was able to grasp the taco with one hand. The taco, fearing it was bested, cooed, "Lettuce continue!"

Grimmy gave no quarter. He raised the taco to his mouth, and with his final breath, bit down mightily on its hellishell. The scene was concluded, and two great warriors lay dead, consumed in tacoblivion.

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other kill--Arasaki

I'm going to send these in, feel free to change the orders later.