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Day 1
Jun 1, 2009 23:28:28 GMT -5
Post by jackisreal on Jun 1, 2009 23:28:28 GMT -5
I think Ultros64 needs people to quote him too, by the way he's been asking for responses from me even when I gave him one (unquoted).
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Day 1
Jun 2, 2009 11:35:31 GMT -5
Post by Spectrum on Jun 2, 2009 11:35:31 GMT -5
So, anyone have any brilliant ideas yet on how we're all evil?
And any kill targets? I think we should leave Daius and Rend alone for a couple days. They seem to have ended up dead by Day 2 in every recent game.
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Day 1
Jun 2, 2009 12:39:06 GMT -5
Post by spectralspork on Jun 2, 2009 12:39:06 GMT -5
All the more reason to Day One them.
Given the nature of Red Dwarf, I'm voting for evil clones and/or parallel dimensions.
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Day 1
Jun 2, 2009 12:50:25 GMT -5
Post by Spectrum on Jun 2, 2009 12:50:25 GMT -5
All the more reason to Day One you.
One person who's normally evil/a giant dick and a bunch of evil clones he or she created?
Vince McMahon and Multiverse Wrestling Entertainment. Okay, so there were some issues with the cloning process, nothing we can't solve. Not exactly the batch I would have chosen to clone for sports entertainment, but we can fix this. All we need to do is remove the spares, anyone who didn't turn up violent in quite the right way or wasn't wiling to sign a contract, and start up the next batch!
The only issue with that is it obviously fingers me, which is probably not the best plan. Or maybe through reverse psychology it is the best plan.
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Day 1
Jun 2, 2009 17:48:09 GMT -5
Post by Spectrum on Jun 2, 2009 17:48:09 GMT -5
So, since it looks like I'm currently the Day 1 leader and this seems unlikely to change, given that I've made so many friends in my few games, I don't feel particularly motivated to get much accomplished.
That said, anyone else with some ideas on our evilness? I had one, Spork had one, anyone else?
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Day 1
Jun 2, 2009 20:03:01 GMT -5
Post by jackisreal on Jun 2, 2009 20:03:01 GMT -5
I have an idea!
I think...yes.
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Since the beginning of time there have been two forces battling for control of the multiverse--Thought, and Taco. Their struggle was the first, and it will likely be the last. The first Thaco wars were violent and greasy, and for many aeons Taco battled Thought, until finally the Tacos achieved the upper hand. It looked as if the forces of Thought would be all but annihilated in a hailstorm of meat and cheese, and so the Thoughtians prepared their final, desperate gambit--a machine that would remake the world in their image, but destroy them in the process. This machine set off the explosion that modern sentients call the Big Bang, and modern Tacos call the Great Siesta.
The Thoughtian plan worked, for the most part. The Big Bang was a resounding success, and the multiiverse unfolded in a way that cultivated sentients. The mighty Taco Fleet was ripped asunder--save one Taco, the greatest of all--Paco the Everliving.
Yes, Paco survived, but he was a shell of his former self. His girth had once spread across star systems, his dripping cheese enveloping suns even as he was orbited by a cluster of meat-worlds. But after the blast, he was almost nothing--a shivering envelope of deliciousness. To sustain himself he fled to the space between spaces, to the heart of the multiverse. And there, he concocted a plan of his own.
Paco used what little remained of his energy to spawn a new series of bite-sized tacos, and sent them off into the myriad tunnels of the multiverse to prey on the sentient children of the Thoughtians. Those who could not resist their flavor would be bound to Paco's will, servants until death.
His servants have assembled, and even now they chant his greasy rituals. They seek to restore Paco to his former strength, that he may reign freely in any universe of his choosing.
Listen closely, friends--if deliciousness of this magnitude enters any universe, the denizens will surely be doomed to tacoblivion within Paco's gaping, fleshy maw.
A rag-tag team of heroes have become aware of Paco's plan, and through their hunger for knowledge, rather than their hunger for meaty deliciousness, seek to thwart Paco's followers and save the multiverse. Will they succeed?
Only time will tell.
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ahhh I'm so hungry.
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Day 1
Jun 2, 2009 20:07:07 GMT -5
Post by Spectrum on Jun 2, 2009 20:07:07 GMT -5
And that is...? =p
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Day 1
Jun 2, 2009 20:30:30 GMT -5
Post by Spectrum on Jun 2, 2009 20:30:30 GMT -5
Hylianbunny is a terrible failure y/n?
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Day 1
Jun 2, 2009 20:50:55 GMT -5
Post by jackisreal on Jun 2, 2009 20:50:55 GMT -5
(Y) ! my idea is ^
Ima go eat a taco
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Day 1
Jun 2, 2009 20:56:00 GMT -5
Post by Spectrum on Jun 2, 2009 20:56:00 GMT -5
what
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urgh.
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Day 1
Jun 2, 2009 20:58:15 GMT -5
Post by jackisreal on Jun 2, 2009 20:58:15 GMT -5
What part of summoning a gargantuan, star-destroying taco don't you like?
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Day 1
Jun 2, 2009 21:25:34 GMT -5
Post by spectralspork on Jun 2, 2009 21:25:34 GMT -5
The part where I'm not killing you.
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Day 1
Jun 2, 2009 21:40:47 GMT -5
Post by jackisreal on Jun 2, 2009 21:40:47 GMT -5
Dissension in the ranks! Dissension in the ranks!
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Day 1
Jun 3, 2009 4:17:30 GMT -5
Post by jackisreal on Jun 3, 2009 4:17:30 GMT -5
My quotes so far:
Gandalf (http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=10346294#post10346294)
Ultros (http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=10346498#post10346498)
piL (http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=10346666#post10346666)
Daius (http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=10346836#post10346836)
SpectralSpork (http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=10347597#post10347597)
Spectrum (http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=10347638#post10347638)
Dunadan019 (http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=10347820#post10347820)
Dac Vin (http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=10348981#post10348981)
KrataLightblade (http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=10350471#post10350471)
Julius Caezure (http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=10350627#post10350627)
Orange Soda (http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=10353093#post10353093)
iamtheaznman (http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=10381839#post10381839)
If Hylianbunny could quote me that would be great. That will give me twelve. 3 demerits on 4 people.
Thinking of demeriting: Daius, Gandalf_The_Crazed, Rend, Obbi.
Whoever I demerit should be people we're thinking of letting live for at least 4 days.
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Day 1
Jun 3, 2009 15:38:31 GMT -5
Post by Spectrum on Jun 3, 2009 15:38:31 GMT -5
Hylian isn't even on the damn forum yet. I sent a reminder, so we'll see...
Anyone else with evil ideas? It looks like some sort of clone thing is our best bet. Maybe everyone's a clone but we're clones that had something go wrong, even if it is oh-so-passe. Everyone else think they're the real thing but we know we're clones. Something like that. *shrug*
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